The warm glow that comes off the street light
Will it make them look a healthier and more beautiful sight
And as they run past
Trying to make their bums less vast
On lookers, fall down left and right, aghast!
(I too have a big bum, and Anders tells me I should do a bit more pavement pounding)
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