The Scots have some fantastic words that when you see them, let alone say them make you laugh, especially when used in the right context!
Here are 2 of them for now to give you a taste....
So 2 cups of tea who should get Skiver and who should get Eegit - one cup is for Anders and one cup is for me - ha, ha, ha. Decisions decisions!!!
Skiver (pronounced sky-ver) means one who avoids tasks or work in general!
Eegit (pronounced ee-jit) means idiot, simpleton, one not possessed with all their mental faculties!